Remodel in Progress...in my head

I've been thinking about revamping this blog. I am no longer in school, so the blog's title doesn't seem to work any longer. Maybe I'll change it to some thing more relevant and I'll feel like writing more often. Of course I could just leave it for nostalgia's sake.
The problem is that over the last few years I have matured significantly. I've still got the drive to comment and scrutinize the daily events to which I am exposed, but maybe not as harshly as in the past. It might be time for me to get a filter.Maybe its time to write with less profanity and with more insight...or maybe not. Maybe words like "fuck", "shit", "cunt", "prick", and "cocksucker" are just too great to omit. I guess time will tell.

A few things that are on my mind

Its been a long time since I posted. A very long time. It's not that I haven't had anything to say, rather I have been too lazy to give my blogthe time and effort that would be necessary to convey my thoughts in a manner that would do them justice. I am still lazy, but a few things are bothering me and I need to vent.

Opie and Anthony - They were suspended from XM Radio this week because they spoke out on the air about an issue they have with management there. The issue stemmed from a bit that they did that had a homeless guy speaking about his desires to rape Condi Rice, Laura Bush, and Queen Elizabeth. The guys were forced to apologize the next day by XM. They did and then went on to talk about the sad state of radio today. They referred to the current crackdown by the thought police on anything that might offend and were promptly suspended by XM for insubordination.
I called XM to complain and was given 30 days (the length of their suspension) for free. I took it but will cancel my subscription if they are fired.
I am worried that this is just the tip of the iceberg and te PC police will be coming and destroying anything that offends any group of people. Since this may be my last chance let me just spout off for a second:

Those women from Rutgers were a bunch of nappy headed hos.

It is funny to hear people at Chinese restaurants refer to "flied lice"

Condi Rice, Laura Bush, and the Queen might enjoy a good, hard, unsolicited rogering from a homeless man.

Maybe the thought police will come after me next since I just repeated the same things that have led to disicplinary action to several radio personalities in the last month.

Next...
Paul Wolfowitz made sure that a coworker (who was also his ladyfriend) at the World Bank was overcompensated and promoted within the organization that he presides over and he sees nothing wrong with it. In fact, he is thinking about resigning, but only if the bank acknowledges that he doesn't bear responsibility for the controversy surrounding this person. It must be nice to be able to tell you boss that you screwed up and embarassed your company but that you won't leave unless the company absolves you of any responsibility for the embarassment. It is not particular to Wolfowitz, in fact it happens all the time in corporate America. It makes me sick. Executives need to be reeled in by somebody.

Next...
Does anyone really care why a bunch of US attorneys were fired? Is it really surprising that there is corruption in Washington? Personally I think it is just another distraction by democrats so we don't realize that they haven't accomplished anything since they took the Congress.

Speaking of Democrats...does it really matter if we refer to their party as the "Democrat" party or as the "Democratic" Party? Stop whining and do something...That goes for all of the scumbag politicians.

Finally..
In today's paper somebody wrote to "Thankful Thursday" to express how thankful he/she was for his/her pit bull. The dog has taught her children about prejudice and that they should not judge a book by its cover. Apparently because of its breed the dog is looked at like a killer by passers by. I guess her point is that her pit bull is a loving, sweet dog that wouldn't hurt a fly...I hope it rips her face of in front of her kids.

Speech is Free As Long As It Doesn't Hurt Someone's Feelings...Or...Can I Borrow that Extra Chromosome

I was watching Fox-8 News last night and towards the end of the news cast there was a story about a radio station in Alliance, Ohio and a contest that they had been running. Apparently they would have a personality known as "Mongoloid Mike" perform songs by using a series of grunts, whelps, and whatever other words one would use to describe the sounds of somebody with Down's Syndrome. Callers would then have the opportunity to call in and name the tune for prizes. As one would expect there was outrage in the community from families and friends of the mentally handicapped. Even though the station and DJ Igor (the guy that made up the contest) made a public apology, the retard advocates aren't satisfied...they want his job.

This isn't really the reason I am writing this blog though...I think that it is ridiculous and if these people don't like the show they should just turn off the radio. I personally don't think that the idea is very creative and didn't find the clips from the show to be very entertaining, but what do you expect from a bunch of hicks from Alliance.

No, I am writing because I have to comment on the news people themselves. Lou Maglio in Particular. Lou felt the need to make it known to Wilma Smith that he didn't find the stunt to be entertaining or funny. (Of course Wilma just sat there with her plastic smile and bloodshot eyes and nodded her jizz target) This is for him and all of the other talking heads that feel like they should interject their opinions (or even better some quirky humor) at the end of news story...

Read the news off of the prompter and shut the fuck up!

It's that simple. You are paid to look pretty and report the goings on of the day. Your opinion means shit. So go fuck yourself Lou Maglio and take Wilma and Dick "My wife kicks my ass because I molest wooly bears" Goddard with you. If you have an opinion make it known through some other medium that isn't supposed to be an impartial news cast. You could write a blog like this fascist did. Or you could make it known to the management of Q92 that you don't approve of the segment. I don't give a flying fuck where you do it Lou, but do it someplace else. I'd also suggest that you go here and see if you change your mind about what is offensive.

What's Green and Smells Like Pork. Reprise

A note to Muslims, Arabs, Towelies, and the like...If you are offended by this I hope you will do the honorable thing and report me to your local authorities as a hate mongerer. I am an ugly American and I deserve to be punished. I am the reason the world hates us....and I love it.


A while back my answer would have been "Kermit the Frog's finger." Today it is much different. The answer to that question is now "The solution to the world's problem of misguided, Mecca heads (like a meth head but Islame is their drug of choice) who blow themselves up in the name of Allah".

I know what you are thinking...

It's probably along the lines of "What the fuck are you talking about Tom?" or "I thought you were one of those kooks that believes that terrorism is just a scare tactic used by the establishment to take away our God given liberties." You are correct about the latter but I will explain the former anyway...for amusement's sake...both yours and mine.

Here's the answer...rotten pork products. Everyone on the ground in the middle east should be supplied with a moldy tenderloin or bucket of chitterlings. We should be dropping these on Islamic radicals about 10 seconds before we shoot them. I'd be willing to bet that militants would be willing to drop there weapons when given the prospect of having contact with some pig before someone puts a round between their eyes. It works.

Let me enlighten you...

Apparently, Muslims believe that a pig is a dirty animal and if one is exposed to pork products and is unable to pray before they die, they go to hell. No milk and honey, no 72 virgins, no nothing.

The great American General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing was using pork as a psychological weapon in the early part of the 20th century against Muslim extremists in the Philippines. Legend has it that he once made 40 Muslim prisoners dig their own graves before he slathered them up with pork entrails and then had 39 of them executed. The one that survived was set free so he could spread the word amongst his brethern. The story goes that Islamic extremism nearly ceased to in the Philippines for the next 40 years. That's deterrence. It's too bad that today's general grade officers are such a bunch of pussies who take orders from an even bigger bunch of pussies.

Ya want more? Here ya go!

Apparently the Israelis have taken a cue from Black Jack and have been rubbing down busses in high risk areas with pig lard. Once word got around that this was happening, suicide bus bombings declined. Apparently the cause wasn't worth blowing up one's self if there was no payoff. No virgins=no bombings.

Of course, I was too lazy to verify if this shit is true. If it is I think we may have stumbled across an effective strategy. If it's not...well I still think it would be cool to drop a bunch of pig carcasses on an entire population of people that hate Americans as much as some do. If the powers that be don't have the spine to drop nukes, at least they can use weapons of mass degradation.

It's Been a Long Time Since I Rock and Rolled....

I haven't written anything of substance since I took the Summer off from that great institution of higher learning known as Cleveland State University. Maybe when school starts again I'll be writing again...God knows I'll need to work on my skills. Perhaps my final two poli-sci classes will get me going again. Stay tuned.

"A, O, OH WAY TO GO OHIO"

I think the Pretenders put it best. Who knew that Chrissie Hynde's words would be so relevant in today's day and age?

Ohio continues to fail itself politically again and again. The results of Tuesday's primaries prove that. Here is just a sampling...

Ken Blackwell - C'mon, this guy's entire primary campaign centered on the fact that he is a religious right winger who wants to turn Ohio into the Christian(I guess that's what they call themselves, but they aren't. Don't get me started on the teachings of Christ) version of Iran With lower taxes.
Of course Petro was no better. His campaign tried to fool us into thinking that he was just like Blackwell and even went as far as saying something to the effect of Blackwell being a tool for the liberals. For those of you that don't know, I was a coordinator for the Petro campaign in its infancy and this is part of the reason that I left the position.
In Blackwell's defense, I don't think it is fair for the local left wing rags here in Cleveland to constantly refer to him as "Uncle Tom Blackwell". Equating one's political leanings with their race is ignorant. If those douchebags that write for the Scene were more than mouthpieces for the left they would realize that Harriet Beecher Stowe's Uncle Tom character is not a vehicle for derogatory remarks.

Ted Strickland - This guy almost had me. Pro-gun democrats usually do. The problem with ol' Teddy, aside from the fact that he has lost more elections than he has won, is that behind his southern Ohio, conservative Democrat charms, he is just a big liberal that loves God and guns.
It is his pro union stance that sickens me the most. Unions are the reason that Ohio has lost its position as an industrial powerhouse. Unions keep wages and prices artificially high and don't allow for them to be pushed to equilibrium by the market. Union workers are by far the laziest fuckers I have ever seen in my life. "I am entitled to $25/hour, a 2 hour lunch, and 7 coffee breaks, because the union says I am." I grew up in a strongly pro-union household and was surrounded by Longshoremen my entire life, I know what I am talking about.
I am also sickened because Strickland is a liberal Chrsitian that takes the bible as far to the left as Blackwell takes it to the right. These assholes are the ones that think that redistribution of wealth is the Chrsitian way and that we should all share the spoils of the hard work of others. FUCK THAT. I don't go to work so I can fork over 50% of my paycheck to pay for those who can't/won't make it on their own. Jello Biafra put it best when he said "Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill the Poor". It's just too bad he was being satirical.

Well, that's enough for now. I don't even want to get started on Sandy "I fucked Ashtabula County (more so than the democrats) and my son thinks he is a singer" O'Brien's bid for state treasurer. (Make sure you check out the irony in this link) Or on Betty "There was no way in hell I'd become governor, so I'll take AG....again" Montgomery.

Fucking Politcians.

The Radio God Is Smiling Upon Cleveland Once Again!

Possibly the greatest thing to ever hit radio (satellite, terrestrial, or otherwise) is back. The Opie and Anthony show has returned to the airwaves in Cleveland. Weekdays from 3pm to 6pm are finally worth celebrating again. Here's to looking forward to the afternoon drive. I knew that 92.3 was good for something besides playing tired "alternative" music.

Excuse me while I go and jerk off using my tears of joy for lube.